Antarion

Antarion is an extraordinary duelist and self-styled Casanova who can be found in the Blademaster Guild in the military district of Ardford.

Pickup lines
After witnessing a duel that he wins decisively, you can talk to Antarion. Unfortunately, he's much more interested in hitting on the female members of the group than in discussing combat techniques. Every time you interact with him, you get a pick-up line aimed at a random character (including Vhala, if she's with the group):


 * Aka
 * Antarion: Oh, you're back. You trained enough for a night with me?
 * Aka: Are you just that determined, or that bad at taking hints?


 * Yarra
 * Antarion: Are you a buffet? Because I could eat you all day...
 * Yarra: Oh, there'd be eating of some kind...


 * Qum
 * Antarion: Can you help me find my jaw? Because when I saw you, I dropped it.
 * Qum: Oh no! Cumdump will help look!
 * Antarion: Uh... I'm not sure I heard correctly...
 * Qum: There it is! It is the talky part!


 * Hilstara
 * Antarion: You look like a girl who can ride long and hard.
 * Hilstara: I've always been more infantry than cavalry.
 * Antarion: Maybe you just haven't found the... right stallion.
 * Hilstara: I'm not really trained to fight on horseback, so I don't think a stallion would be a good choice.
 * Antarion: Dear Goddess, you're dense.
 * Hilstara: ...


 * Trin
 * Antarion: My parents always told me to follow my dreams... can I follow you home?
 * Trin: Gosh, mister, I'll swoon if you keep ta-
 * Simon: Trin, no.
 * Antarion: Feeling protective, old man?
 * Trin: In a manner of speaking.


 * Megail
 * Antarion: Can I show you to a theologian? Because you're proof that angels exist!
 * Megail: Angels don't exist.
 * Antarion: Uh, I'm just saying that your beauty i-
 * Megail: ...
 * Antarion: Never mind.


 * Altina (saner)
 * Antarion: Is it true that elves don't eat meat? Want to try a... different kind?
 * Altina: Oh! Oh my, no, I'll pass...


 * Altina (cockwhore)
 * Antarion: Is it true that elves don't eat meat? Want to try a... different kind?
 * Altina: Elves need good, strong cocks - not stupid ones like yours!
 * Antarion: ...the fuck?


 * Varia (reshaped)
 * Antarion: Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes.
 * Varia: ...
 * Antarion: Any other men lost in those beautiful eyes of yours?
 * Varia: There were, but they fell prey to bandits. Shame.


 * Varia (dominated)
 * Antarion: Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes.
 * Varia: ...
 * Antarion: Any other men lost in those beautiful eyes of yours?
 * Varia: There are no men lost in my eyes.


 * Carina
 * Antarion: I'm glad I follow Ivala, because you look like the answer to my prayers!
 * Carina: Did you pray for a celibate priestess?
 * Antarion: Dammit, I have the worst luck.
 * Simon: ...
 * Carina: Hey, it's true... from a certain point of view.


 * Nalili
 * Antarion: If being sexy was a crime, the guards would be taking you straight to prison!
 * Nalili: That'd be such a stupid law, what are y-
 * Nalili: Oh, you want to fuck me! Why didn't you just say that?
 * Antarion: Seriously? Being so direct takes all the fun out of it...
 * Nalili: I don't think it does! ...but before you ask, the answer is no.


 * Robin
 * Antarion: Are you a table with three legs? Because-
 * Robin: I'm sorry, but you're too young for me.
 * Antarion: Wait, what?
 * Robin: Given how you throw yourself at every woman in sight, you must not have developed object permanence yet.
 * Antarion: Well, fuck you too. You'd be hotter if you smiled more.
 * Robin: Since that would make you talk to me more, it's a good argument for smiling less.


 * Vhala
 * Antarion: Your lips look so lonely... would they like to meet mine?
 * Vhala: Look me in the eye and think very carefully about if you want to proposition me.
 * Antarion: With a girl like you, how can... I...
 * Antarion: ...
 * Antarion: Never mind.